A Man’s Bonkers Starbucks Order Has Baristas Sharing The Most Complicated Drinks They’ve Had To Make

While many people go to Starbucks for coffee, there is a special group of people who go to Starbucks to get pretty much everything except coffee put into a coffee cup and mixed together, with cream on top. Even though syrups cost extra, all they want is a venti full of syrup pumps and caramel and cocoa powder, and whatever else will fit. That’s their drink and anyone who doesn’t like it can go to hell.

But what about the poor baristas? The people who have to make these things will never forget what they’ve seen. One Twitter user decided to share an example of the “drinks” they’re making for people.

User @ProjectJosiee shared an order for someone named “Edward,” that has around 15 pumps of syrup as the base for everything else:

On todays episode of why i wanna quit my job. pic.twitter.com/vKAtRKNRwe

— Josie (@ProjectJosiee) May 2, 2021

There are some people out there who actually like and respect Edward’s order on Twitter:

ppl at dunkin when edward orders a drink pic.twitter.com/AbajmNKuqp

— ????sania???? (@_itzmesania) May 3, 2021

How does Edward do it, I got embarrassed trying to order my coworker’s drink ???????? pic.twitter.com/EhdXk6EGeN

— chris cole (@burntcrispys) May 3, 2021

That 1 pump honey blend sitting in Edward’s drink like pic.twitter.com/CybCUsHoIN

— amm (@ammsintown) May 3, 2021

And then there are a bunch of baristas in the comments on that thread sharing their own craziest orders they’ve gotten at Starbucks. Of course they took pictures, because otherwise, no one would believe this stuff:

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