36 INTERNET REACTIONS TO THE JENSEN HUANG AFFAIR

36 INTERNET REACTIONS TO THE JENSEN HUANG AFFAIR

Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang, the leather-jacket-wearing face of the AI boom, admitted to an affair this weekend. The twist that sent the story everywhere: according to The New York Times, U.S. intelligence officials believe the woman, Megaspeed executive Alice Huang, was recruited by China’s Ministry of State Security. Huang apologized to his wife, his family and his staff, Nvidia’s board opened an independent investigation and said it has no reason to believe company secrets were compromised, and China called the spy claims “groundless smears.”

The internet, as it does, skipped the briefing and went straight to the jokes. Traders blamed their portfolios, tech bros checked their DMs for suspiciously interested women, and one person pointed out that a man who pioneered parallel processing was never going to run a single thread. Here are 36 of the best internet reactions to the Jensen Huang affair.

Want more? Here are 36 Jensen Huang memes the internet won’t stop sharing.

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Bitcoin moving like Satoshi had an affair with a chinese spy 😭😭😭
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Honeypotting seems easy, but Chinese spies have to under go years of training to allow them to not roll their eyes while talking to a tech bro
Photo: X/@anAhmedSalah

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psa: if she's into you, she's probably a chinese spy
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Tech bros will literally commit high treason for some mid Asian pussy.We need to fix HoeFlation as a matter of national security.
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If you didn’t have Jensen having an affair with a Chinese spy in your DCF model I’m sorry but you’re not gonna make it.
Photo: X/@marketplunger1

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so does this mean we get cheap cloned Nvidia hardware sooner than later or what
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So Jenson, whats 2 times your social security number divided by 2 ?
Photo: X/@maybekrishna

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A man who pioneered parallel processing cannot be expected to run a single thread
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36 INTERNET REACTIONS TO THE JENSEN HUANG AFFAIR

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sending an asian woman after a tech bro has to be the most layup honeypot
Photo: X/@brndxix

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jensen’s wife needs to think long and hard about us investors and do the right thing
Photo: X/@steve2bacon

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Honestly, shame on the CIA for not getting Jensen a patriotic state issued baddie.
Photo: X/@Rob1Ham

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Dear Chinese spies. I’m open to sleeping with you too
Photo: X/@DrunkRepub

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$750m liquidated in crypto because someone had sex
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For the sake of the US economy I really hope Jensen's wife can be chill about this.
Photo: X/@ComfortablySmug

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The US needs to quit crying about Chinese spies and send hot midwestern smart blondes to China in retaliation.The US needs to stop being a bitch.
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jensen huang’s no nut november officially starts now
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36 INTERNET REACTIONS TO THE JENSEN HUANG AFFAIR
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Telling my girlfriend the reason I haven’t founded a multi trillion dollar company is because I’m just too faithful
Photo: X/@GwartyGwart

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I like Models Me too

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“Tell me more about the export controls on your semiconductor chips”
Photo: X/@BoringBiz_

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If you don’t have a Chinese honey trap set up for you, you haven’t made it in the tech world.
Photo: X/@jenzhuscott

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Sam Altman is the only tech CEO who is 100% safe from Chinese female spies as he isn’t into womenI’m bullish on OpenAI
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36 INTERNET REACTIONS TO THE JENSEN HUANG AFFAIR

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When Jensen said he loves Chinese models, I thought it was about DeepSeek and Kimi and GLM, etc......
Photo: X/@mehulmpt

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China sent two spies one to Jensen Huang and one to T1
Photo: X/@aawoogie

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>The year is 2027>Jensen Huang removed as CEO of $NVDA>cashes out all shares>AI bubble pops>Lou Pai replaced by Jensen Huang in memes>mfw.jpg
Photo: X/@GavMcCracken

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When you hear Jensen Huang mention that he is taking a trip to China for the 85th time this year
Photo: X/@HeroDividend

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People talking about Jensen Huang not having a prenup when he got married in 1985.Dude was worth 2 cents and a donut in 1985. Prenup ko 🤣🤣🤣
Photo: X/@EnjoymentMamaa

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Imagine getting margin called because Jensen Huang just had to fuck a Chinese baddie lol
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