20 Hilarious ‘Rare Threats’ That Are *Chef’s Kiss* Perfect

You know how you get into an argument and think of the perfect zinger 3 hours later? Yeah, it’s obnoxious.

Enter r/Rarethreats, an online community that shares the best threats and insults you’ll find across the internet. Take a scroll through some of the best posts we could find and stow them away so you’re never again victim to the feeling of lost opportunity.

1. Don’t cross him

2. So specific

3. Such prose

4. No not eggs!

5. Pizza

6. Ouch.

7. The ultimate.

8. Christmas time

9. WHO?!

10. A real threat

11. Poop

It ain’t a dog park from Rarethreats

12. Oh Jesus!

w- what… from Rarethreats

13. Love physics teachers

I’m officially scared from Rarethreats

14. No smoking

A sign I found at a restaurant some days ago. Sorry for the potato quality, my phones camera is garbage from Rarethreats

15. This guy’s an ass

Not the fridge from Rarethreats

16. Slaps!

Pukicho is enraged from Rarethreats

17. Gen X insults

My son just OK Boomer’d me.

Bitch I’m Gen X, I will put you in a facial recognition database and drown you in student loan debt

— Chad Loder (@chadloder) November 12, 2019

18. A man on the edge

Sent this to a friend of mine on Snapchat. from Rarethreats

19. Stop it!

To the person currently out-bidding me on my first house:

I know where you are about to live. Cease this fuckery

— Sam Thorne (@Strippin) June 21, 2022

20. Attack mode

Attack mode: E N G A G E D from Rarethreats