Kylie Rancor
Melania Trump has made quite an impression on the American people over the last four years, separate from her husband’s dealings.
She used her time in office to send shady messages via writing on her jacket, complain about having to decorate the giant house she lives in for free for Christmas, and essentially ruin the White House Rose Garden, just to start.
So when news broke that the First Lady has been entertaining offers to pen her memoirs after President Trump leaves office, Twitter immediately came up with a number of scathing title suggestions.
From riffing on Michelle Obama’s own memoirs to making a mockery of Melania and Donald’s marriage, here are some of the best and most hilarious title options for this unfortunately inevitable book.