Comedian Trolls Republicans By Using “Conservative Logic” To Defend Evil People

Name someone who is universally agreed to be evil (genocidal dictator, serial killer etc) and I'll defend them and their actions using conservative logic.

— Greg Larsen (@gregmlarsen) August 31, 2020

This is my favourite thread of 2020 https://t.co/j0UTgbMQaC

— Charlie Pickering (@charliepick) August 31, 2020

So the guy is arrested and imprisoned for his entire life just because he has different opinions? Show me the footage of him killing anyone! He didn't. Just because you disagree with him doesn't make him a monster.

— Greg Larsen (@gregmlarsen) August 31, 2020

Of course the left are going to get hysterical because he has the word "Impaler" in his name. But facts don't care about your feelings. Were you there? How do you know he wasn't called the impaler for impaling a cob of corn onto some corn holders and the media spun the story?

— Greg Larsen (@gregmlarsen) August 31, 2020

Hannibal Lecter was a doctor. But climate change doctors are fine? Hannibal ate some meat, so the leftist media gets to decide what meat is ok and what meat is evil? Typical leftists shifting goalposts and spinning facts to suit their agenda

— Greg Larsen (@gregmlarsen) August 31, 2020

The whole philosophy of the Borg is togetherness and equality. The left pretends to want those things but it's obvious they just want to agitate. If leftists hate the Borg it's clear they stand for nothing

— Greg Larsen (@gregmlarsen) August 31, 2020

The man is a capitalist, who created jobs, pioneered science including time travel and space travel, and the left wanna to take him down for what? Oh he's white and his second in command is a white man and he has a miniature white man version of himself? It's identity politics.

— Greg Larsen (@gregmlarsen) August 31, 2020

Literally creates jobs for the entire town. He then tries to block out the sun so the town needs more electricity and thus CREATES MORE JOBS and a violent antifa thug named Maggie shoots him for his trouble.

— Greg Larsen (@gregmlarsen) August 31, 2020

When a leftist opposes law and order you have to wonder their motivations. Seems to me the Empire brought peace to the galaxy and it was radical leftist terrorists that were destroying that peace. Why? Because they were sad that the government wasn't giving them handouts?

— Greg Larsen (@gregmlarsen) August 31, 2020

Sure you might not agree with his actions, but If you can take away a man's rights and execute him, purely because you personally disapprove of his actions then what's to stop big government from locking you up and executing you because you ate an ice-cream or wore a silly hat?

— Greg Larsen (@gregmlarsen) August 31, 2020

Great now the left is trying to besmirch a man who literally worked at CHILDREN'S HOSPITALS helping to cheer up sick kids by being a clown! Is there any low that the left won't sink to, attacking a children's entertainer? It's just sad.

— Greg Larsen (@gregmlarsen) August 31, 2020

– Didn't blow up anything personally
– Wasn't even in america when 9/11 happened
– Killed before he could stand trial (convenient)
– Hated big government

Yep, sounds like another victim of the "tolerant left"

— Greg Larsen (@gregmlarsen) August 31, 2020

Another example of class warfare. The left hate him because through hard work he became rich. It's an obvious attempt by leftists to crucify him in the mainstream media without one shred of proof. I have literally not seen one shred of proof of his guilt.

— Greg Larsen (@gregmlarsen) August 31, 2020

He reacted in self-defense to violent communists who were destroying Germany. People say he hated Jews, but if he hated them so much why did he give them all work in special camps he made just for them? The leftist narrative just falls apart when you examine the facts

— Greg Larsen (@gregmlarsen) August 31, 2020

Show me literally one photo, one piece of footage, literally anything of Kim Jong Un killing anyone, or doing anything bad to anyone. I'll wait.

— Greg Larsen (@gregmlarsen) August 31, 2020

Stalin was such a hero that he stood his ground and managed to defend himself against MILLIONS of thugs in self-defense. He committed so much self defense they built statues of him. But the left hate him because MouSTache mAN bAD!!!

— Greg Larsen (@gregmlarsen) August 31, 2020

I've done this one already. Leftists disagree with his ideas. So what? Is it wrong to have ideas? They say he killed some people but so did Obama, and I can literally point to BILLIONS of people who weren't killed by Hitler so statistically the facts don't support your narrative.

— Greg Larsen (@gregmlarsen) August 31, 2020

Sounds like you dropped your food on the floor and are unwilling to accept personal responsibility. A cat can't MAKE you do anything. Leftists like to assign blame to "societal conditions" and deflect their own responsibility.

— Greg Larsen (@gregmlarsen) August 31, 2020

Vegemite is great. Cheese is great. iPhones are a thing, and having a version 2.0 is a thing. None of these things are weird or bad, but suddenly all this together is a problem?

— Greg Larsen (@gregmlarsen) August 31, 2020

Convenient that the footage starts on Wile E Coyote but we don't see what Roadrunner was doing before hand. So this violent antifa roadrunner could be speeding around, looking for trouble and violence and the footage starts right when the Coyote is defending himself.

— Greg Larsen (@gregmlarsen) August 31, 2020

Leftists like other seasons and now there's more battles, all your favourite characters and suddenly season 8 is bad? It literally checks every screenwriting box. Whole season has competent camera work, the audio is there, and no mistakes. I'd like to see Biden do a better job

— Greg Larsen (@gregmlarsen) September 1, 2020

Literally the hardest working virus in 2020. Creating healthcare work, bringing people together, and by every measurable standard a raging success in the virus world but that doesn't fit the leftist narrative of "success = evil"

— Greg Larsen (@gregmlarsen) August 31, 2020

A lot of conservatives are upset with me for that last thread because they think I'm saying that all conservatives are stupid. Let me be clear: not all conservatives are idiots. There's lots that are liars too.

— Greg Larsen (@gregmlarsen) September 2, 2020