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There’s A Golden Statue of Donald Trump Standing Around At CPAC

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With Donald Trump’s disappearance from Twitter and the Oval Office, I was hoping to live a longer time before seeing one of the weird, fetishistic art pieces made in his honor by his followers.

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Sadly, the day has come when once again the worship of Trump by his army of MAGA-heads is being represented in an object.

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A golden statue of Donald Trump was recorded parading through the hallways of the Conservative Political Action Conference on Thursday. Well, he’s being carried like the false god he is. If he were actually walking that would be even scarier…but not much.

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Trump is set to give a speech on Sunday live and in person, but his fans were totally delighted to see the statue, and its American flag shorts and magic wand.

The HuffPost reports the statue was commissioned by Look Ahead America, a nonprofit group formed by ex-staffers of Trump. So maybe he had some say in what he’d be wearing.

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For non-fans, the golden statue pretty much only reminds them of one thing, and it’s biblical:

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