15 Of The Funniest Political Tweets Of The Week

Got a ton of CSI equipment out trying to figure out what’s going on underneath the table here pic.twitter.com/GF0cHpCz1y

— cthulhuey lewis & the news (@tresdessert) September 7, 2020

Trump’s five moods pic.twitter.com/sRVDSb4jwl

— Brian Tashman (@briantashman) September 11, 2020

PLEASE be careful, the disgusting Antifa will go to any lengths to make you look beautiful with long, luscious eyelashes and a stunning complexion—makes me sick https://t.co/tmrgkwVK07

— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) September 8, 2020

“I don’t want to cause panic” says the guy who tells the country every day that Joe Biden and his Antifa army are coming to destroy your suburb.

— Jon Favreau (@jonfavs) September 10, 2020

i'm not telling my wife about my secret family because i don't want to create a panic

— blaine capatch (@blainecapatch) September 10, 2020

Just going over all the jobs I’ve ever had, looking for the one that wouldn’t fire me after I admitted that I killed 190,000 people for kicks.

— Kashana (@kashanacauley) September 9, 2020

I feel like this is confirmation Don Jr. has hunted someone on an island https://t.co/Qs9K15nM8X

— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) September 9, 2020

Trump: Yeah, there's an asteroid headed for Earth but we're keeping it quiet.

Bob Woodward: This is great stuff for my book next year.

— Brian Gaar (@briangaar) September 9, 2020

https://t.co/LVpzdVXyEp pic.twitter.com/4j02PXmmSF

— b-boy bouiebaisse (@jbouie) September 9, 2020

you are quite possibly the most cucked man on earth https://t.co/ZsTNUuo4V1 pic.twitter.com/RfHYqK6ldl

— Brendan Karet ???? (@bad_takes) September 11, 2020

His favorite quote is "My name is Inigo Montoya. You accused my father of being the Zodiac Killer. Prepare for me to support you for 4 years." https://t.co/N99qhSFW5d

— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) September 7, 2020

now girl dont u work from home https://t.co/j5GGSqwufl

— hunter harris (@hunteryharris) September 11, 2020

https://t.co/F0i3iMGsSu pic.twitter.com/2JgQ2IolgE

— police fund razer (@jakecurrie) September 9, 2020

I’ve gotten tons of messages “I’m losing fans” by expressing my dissatisfaction with our corrupt, incompetent President. While I appreciate people encouraging me to choose fame and money over decency, I’m afraid I’ll never be Donald Trump.

— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) September 11, 2020

My entire UGA sorority house tested positive for COVID-19!! pic.twitter.com/90ecN9KfkN

— blaire erskine (@blaireerskine) September 8, 2020