Kate Hackett
A post over on Reddit recently went viral for asking the question:
“Let’s pretend each country in the world is a guest at a party. What are they doing at the party?”
We combed through u/Savalonavic‘s post and grabbed the top 20 answers to the awesome question. Add your own in the comments!
1. Malta
Nobody noticed that Malta showed up
snowletterH
2. Germany
Germany is the next door neighbor. We came over to complain about the noise, printed copy of the HOA rules and regulations in hand.
amaiaffe
3. Moldova
Republic of Moldova is explaining to everyone who it is
jesussaidthat
4. Canada
Canada also arrived ten minutes early and waited in their car to come in exactly on time because being even a minute late might be taken as a slight
caitsyth
5. Finland
Finland has drank themselves to the point where social awkwardness has been replaced with an urgent need to tell everyone about all the times they beat Sweden in ice hockey
noot_operator
6. Spain
Spain hasn’t even left home yet, but has told everyone they are on the way.
tangible cabbage
7. Philippines
The Philippines already bringing out their bags and getting food to go.
Horror-Journalist-68
8. The outliers
Probably all fighting and if you go to the kitchen you’ll find New Zealand and Iceland casually chatting
grinkof
9. Austria
Austria being sad about having met all the guests in the past but not being remembered by anybody.
Xixiiiiiii
10. Czech & Slovakian
Czechia and slovakia are the couple that broke up, but still spend all their time at the party together.
OccasionSensitive398
11. Sweden
Sweden is either looking anxiously at their watch, wondering when it’s socially acceptable to go home, or the drunkest person at the party. No in between.
memoir
12. Morocco
Morocco, drinking mint tea somewhere it can’t be seen.
issajokehoney
13. Greece
Greece fighting with Turkey, then passing out hugged, then fighting again.
BeatoGreco
14. China, India, and Nepal
China and India are having a fight and NEPAL is trying to support both sides unsuccessfully.
wdbc
15. Portugal
Portugal is complaining about the foreign food and that they could’ve eaten better in the Tasco do Zé for cheaper.
nitroviper97
16. Ireland
Ireland is having their first pint of Guinness and everyone is already making fun of them for their ‘drinking problem’
ConanOToole
17. Australia
Like all older siblings, Australia won’t let NZ come to the party because they’re worried everyone will actually Like them more
ballatthecornerflag
18. Denmark
Denmark brought beer, and a weird syrupy liquorice spirit that no one but Finnland is willing to try.
HerlufAlumna
19. Netherlands
Netherlands is making sure everyone has paid their share in expenses by sending out venmo’s.
monkey mode
20. U.S. & China
Now and then US and China are looking at each other angrily and everyone gasps.
suvenpan
