Barron Trump is in the news once again for being incredibly tall for his age. Last time he was matching his parents’ height at age 13, and a new photo shows him towering over Melania at age 15 with a reported height of 6’7″, a full foot taller than the average boy his age. And he might still have a couple inches of growth to go, not that he needs it.
Reactions to this news have been pretty much the same as last time, with normal people being like “whoa tall kid” and Republicans screaming to everyone that an underage child is off limits for mockery even though no one is making fun of him for being tall. Most people are either expressing surprise or jealousy at his height or using it as a way to dunk on his dad, who is also probably real jealous of Barron right now.
Others are countering Republicans by pointing out what they did to kids like Chelsea Clinton and the Obama daughters, all of whom were subjected to comments from Republicans that were a whole lot worse than “lol so tall.” And then there were all the people who felt the need to tell the whole world that they don’t care about Barron’s height.
Between that, there were quite a few funny jokes, with not a one we could find that said anything negative about Barron, especially considering the fact that being tall is very much considered to be a desirable trait in the world, gaining people athletic fame and statistically an easier time in politics or just finding an everyday job. So don’t worry, Barron will be just fine, have yourself some laughs: