28 Of The Funniest Tweets From Election Night 2020

Excited to relive our collective trauma together

— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) November 3, 2020

Remember when Voldemort prematurely declared victory at the Battle of Hogwarts? pic.twitter.com/9HD5bQhylS

— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) November 4, 2020

I’m still hopeful that Biden can win, just slightly concerned that he’ll have died of old age by the time his votes are counted.

— Robert Webb (@arobertwebb) November 4, 2020

"Well, he won motherfucking Vermont." – me to my infant son just now

— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) November 4, 2020

We're living in the one where Biff has the almanac.

— Laura Davis (@lauradaviscomic) November 4, 2020

I know it's early but it's hard to feel anything but PANIC

— Jessica Valenti (@JessicaValenti) November 4, 2020

BREAKING: Jimmy Buffet re-elected mayor of Margaritaville

— the sleepytime owl ????????‍♀️ (@SketchesbyBoze) November 3, 2020

tonight we finally get an answer to the age-old political question: is "jon bon jovi kisses my ass when he sees me" a winning closing message

— jordan (@JordanUhl) November 3, 2020

Regardless of your political leanings, I think we should all want Joe Biden to win tonight just to see what sort of hideous animatronic monstrosity Disney will cook up in his likeness for the Hall of Presidents. pic.twitter.com/kVyMoWkIJj

— Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) November 4, 2020

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— Erin ????GrudgePAC???? Ryan (@morninggloria) November 4, 2020

LET'S DO THIS *sits expressionless at a computer for 8 hours*

— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) November 4, 2020

Kanye couldn't even get his employees to vote for him. https://t.co/lJhA8Ou0Ys

— DAKARI (@ThatDakari) November 3, 2020

It’s like we are watching a championship game but the scoreboard is broken and just keeps putting up random numbers.

— Ben Schwartz (@rejectedjokes) November 4, 2020

This is the most hilarious sponsorship I’ve ever seen, everyone at ⁦@calm⁩ deserves a raise pic.twitter.com/ZOUT70Td5W

— David Pierce (@pierce) November 4, 2020

2020: the only year where we all get to be epidemiologists, meteorologists, sociologists, economists, and political scientists.

— Aaron Levie (@levie) November 4, 2020

I’ll be honest I’m not sure giving the election to the first person to yell I DECLARE VICTORY like Michael Scott from The Office is the best possible system

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) November 4, 2020

Some VERY interesting early exit poll data from Miami-Dade County in Florida. Will-Smith Analytics is reporting a party in the city where the heat is on, all night on the beach till the break of dawn

— John Tabin (@johntabin) November 3, 2020

it is an honor to be here with all of you frantically reading things we don't understand and feeling tightness in our chests

— Law Boy, Esq. (@The_Law_Boy) November 4, 2020

please everyone, i'm begging you, get out there and make a difference today pic.twitter.com/nTI9Qcjf41

— Existential Comics (@existentialcoms) November 3, 2020

Everybody strap in we’re going to have multiple main characters today. Happens once in a lifetime

— I already voted (@InternetHippo) November 3, 2020

I saw this and I laughed despite myself pic.twitter.com/vbNERfLFHu

— Barbara Smith (@nanaslugdiva) November 3, 2020

Cable news right now pic.twitter.com/kBppBm38LT

— Carlos Maza (@gaywonk) November 3, 2020

reminder: take a deep breath. stop watching the news. go for a walk. keep walking until you're in a new country with automatic voter registration. start a new life

— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) November 4, 2020

This is like being awake during your own surgery.

— Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) November 4, 2020

you can make me wait for the votes to be counted but with god as my witness you cannot make me breathe

— Sarah Lazarus (@sarahclazarus) November 4, 2020

The entire US right now because there will be violence no matter the outcome of the election: pic.twitter.com/VPjTdTUC17

— ???? (@_cinnamoro11_) November 3, 2020

um SIR pic.twitter.com/2AIvurXK13

— miko | croc daddy (@holamikoo) November 3, 2020

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— Desus Nice (@desusnice) November 4, 2020