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People Are Super Bummed The Zodiac Killer Isn’t Ted Cruz (17 Memes)

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There’s a lot going on right now, so you might not have heard that a team of investigators has supposedly identified the Zodiac Killer, a murderer who was never identified despite sending mocking notes and cryptograms to the authorities.

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They claim he’s a guy named Gary Francis Poste, who died in 2018, which means he lived to see all the Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer memes. Do you think he was amused or he was jealous Cruz was getting all the attention?

Texas Senator Cruz seems aware of all the people joking he is a serial murderer and has even tried to join in on the joke himself since it started around his presidential run in 2016:

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Some people are pretty disappointed that Cruz has escaped being named as the killer, though there are lots of interesting details about Poste yet to discover:

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Now, people are making memes about Ted Cruz and the Zodiac Killer and how devastated they are that they can no longer be considered one and the same. Some think it might be a way to divert suspicion from Cruz, making him look all the guiltier. Okay, folks, you’re clinging to straws here. Poste got away with his crimes, and Cruz is out committing his own crimes he’ll never get charged for committing.

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