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18 Times Parents Proudly Announced The Weirdest Baby Names Imaginable

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Look, some of you out there are going to name your baby weird sh*t. And like, go with God, but also, that child has to grow up with that STUPID name, so maybe pump the brakes a little bit?

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We scoured the internet to bring you 18 of the stupidest collection of baby names. Don’t do this to your kids. Seriously. Stop it.

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1. Rhyming isn’t cool

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2. Nobody should use these.

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3. I’m so sorry, kid.

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4. Mak WHAT

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5. You’re idiots

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6. Just name him Adam, you lunatics.

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7. Jilly. Ann.

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8. Please kill me.

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9. Nobody cares

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10. *stares in annoyed*

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11. I mean, Mercy’s normal. Old fashioned, but normal.

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12. EVERYONE in this story is WILD

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13. Giddy up.

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14. Don’t.

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15. Nobody else loves them.

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16. Girl, what

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17. At least she chose it

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18. Why though.

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Written by Kate Hackett

Actor. Writer. Producer. Human bean. See more at www.katehackett.com