Stephanie Barnes
11. One per period
My (female) bff (male) was my date to the prom. Because of my awful luck, I happened to be on my period.
As we exited my car, I grabbed a handful of tampons to toss in my clutch and my date asked me “Omg are you having 8 periods??”
farts_n_darts
12. Be more careful
Had a very amusing convo with a gentleman once. Dude was confused why we would need pads. He asked why we didn’t just go to the toilet more often on our periods. He thought that we were able to hold our period in line you do with pee and pads are only if accidents happen. So his reasoning is that if women would be more careful we wouldn’t need menstrual products. Props to him, he was apologetic after I explained it to him and overall respectful.
RRay108
13. Fidget nipples
Women’s nipples don’t spin around
I swear.
teacherbooboo
14. It’s loose because…
Every single time I hear anything even close to “her vag is loose because of x y z reason” I lose 5 years off of my lifespan.
nakamurathrowaway
15. All shapes and sizes
When guys think that long labia is a blown out vagina that’s been pounded by hundreds of men. No dude. That’s what some vaginas look like.
Ok_Present_6508
16. Breastmilk for every!
The best situation I can think of was something a friend of mine said once. His sister was breastfeeding and said something like, “I don’t know if I have enough left“ to her baby. So my friend kindly suggested that someone else can volunteer and asked me. I said well I’m not lactating, since I don’t have a baby and he was honestly shocked to learn that only women who actually gave birth are able to breastfeed. He was convinced every woman just casually has boobs full of breastmilk at all times. He was 25 at that time. I will never forget this.
mrl_a
17. Part-time lobby fountain
If a woman has a real orgasm, she just sprays breast milk everywhere, basically turning her into a lobby fountain.
DoctorDoctorDeath
18. Small boobs = virgin
A guy once told me he know i was a virgin because my boobs were small. That boobs grow every time a woman has sex. Jokes on him, I’m just a sl-t with small boobs.
Bitchcat
19. They’re ready to go
I’m a guy but when our first child was born we had to explain to my FIL that you don’t need to “poke holes in the nipples” in order to breastfeed
WealthWithoutWork
20. “Everyone who has periods has different experiences with them.”
Dude, just because your last girlfriend had 3 days of light bleeding a month doesn’t mean that all women do. Some of us go for 10 days a month and have to change out our tampons and pads (and yes, we are wearing both because it’s that bad) every hour or so for 3 or 4 of those days.
deagh