A 19-year-old woman named Norah has a wild obsession with Randy Marsh, so much that she built a Randy Marsh shrine.
No, no, you had it right: it’s the South Park character.
Norah declared her love for the cartoon — yes, it’s a cartoon — and declared him her husband. She turned her room into a shrine to him.
Norah, who goes by tokitaffy on social media, has a big following of people absolutely baffled by this bizarre fixation on — again — a cartoon.
She answers questions to explain this affinity and does seem to understand that it’s flippin’ weird. Even with that understanding, she doesn’t see any reason to tap the breaks. Norah does live with her parents still and, as much of a head-scratcher as it might be, they seem to have put up no resistance here.
Norah answered several questions, including “how much money” she spent on the shrine. She said “I’m not very comfortable answering this,” which… uh, means it was too much.
Check out some of the replies to her on Twitter, which are simultaneously baffling and baffled.
“OH MY GOD I absolutely love this!! You’re a huge inspiration to me, so cool! Have you been collecting since when?” wrote one user.
Another said, “I cant tell if this is all for. A joke or u love him to the point of this (is it both?)”
Norah replied, “It’s not a joke he just makes me really happy.”
Others seemed to want to know how to recreate the room (I– no.).
Another user wrote, “funny that you think my husband is your husband. randy and i have been married for 40+ years and this shrine of him is beyond weird considering HES MINE. 🤭”
“i know this is a joke (hopefully) but man what a waste of a really pretty room,” wrote someone who must have been shocked to learn that it was not, in fact, a joke.