Kate Hackett
This week, a guy named Greg who posts over at @asapscience, joined in the “Super Freaky Girl” challenge, where people rap a wild story over an instrumental of the Nicki Minaj song.
Guess what this ding dong’s story was.
Yup, he claims that he robbed Paris Hilton two years ago.
“One thing about me is that I once robbed Paris Hilton,” Greg said. “I hope she never sees this because I could go to jail — the slammer. I was at an M.I.A. concert, the musician. It was great. I was drinking. I left the concert and then a big, black car pulled up, and all these people screamed, and Paris Hilton got out.”
Then he shared photographic evidence of them both at the venue.
“Then, everyone goes inside, including Paris Hilton. The club was called The Guvernment in Toronto, if you know it. And everyone went and did their own thing. They all left. But the car was still there, and me and my friend opened the door. There was no one in the car, so we just got in the car.”
“I pulled a script out. It was for House of Wax. She was in Toronto filming House of Wax, and I had the script.”
“We were laughing, we were screaming, we were in Paris Hilton’s car,” he said, digging himself an ever-bigger grave. “Then, my friend said, ‘Run!’ and then I thought the cops were coming, so we ran. But my friend was actually screaming with joy because she’d stolen her Christian Dior sunglasses. Sorry, Paris.”
“So, we have Christian Dior sunglasses that are Paris Hilton’s. We share them in a Sisterhood of the Traveling Paris Hilton’s Sunglasses. So yes, I robbed Paris Hilton. I hope that’s okay, and please don’t put me in jail. You’re rich.”
Paris duetted the TikTok, reacting the entire time.
When he first says he robbed her, Paris mouths “What?!”
As he keeps going, Paris laughs and poses. She showed off a different pair of those Dior sunglasses.
When Greg begged her not to put him in jail, Paris mouthed “I won’t”.
She even took to the comments to reassure Greg.
