Women Are Sharing The Laughably Absurd Things Men Have Said About Their Bodies (15 Tweets)

Before you scream “NOT ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS” at me in the comments, I know, but these men are the kind of men who want to dictate my right to access abortions, so do not @ me.

Women’s bodies aren’t some shadowy mystery. They’re science. Just like men’s. And it’s insane to me that men cannot be arsed to figure out the absolute bare minimum about a woman’s biological features before having Opinions about them.

Peach PRC recently shared a tweet that led to others sharing their own facepalm-inducing moments. Take a look.

1. The tweet that started it

2. Full of what now

3. No, it is a UTI.

4. One egg!

5. Dude no

6. Just show up!

7. Once a— nope

8. Wiggle!

9. Alas, nope

10. Plan B

11. Blue blood

12. Butts

A woman on reddit said her bf thought women's periods came out of their butts because his high school gf once mentioned period poops

— RainbowSeeHorse (@RainbowSeeHorse) June 17, 2022

13. Hold it

My ex boyfriend once asked me why didn’t I try to hold period blood, like we do with pee😂

— Luisa Ribeiro (@ribeiro__luisa) June 17, 2022

14. Plaster pads

I saw a tiktok where a man thought we stuck pads to our vaginas like plasters x

— Beth (@hannelly_b) June 17, 2022

15. I shame you.

I didn’t realize women had urethras until i was like 25.

— Lt. Bradley Bradshaw (@PeakedInPreK) June 17, 2022