‘So Much Cringe’—Aggressive Cuss-Laden Wedding Invite Goes Viral For Being Tacky

A wedding invitation is an opportunity to share a little something about yourself as a couple, and this couple going viral on Reddit decided to share that they are sh-t heads. Don’t worry, they would approve of that language. A picture of their curse-word-filled invite was shared by u/ScaredNapkin under the title, “My cousin sent this along with her wedding invitations… I will not be in attendance.”

The postcard is headed with the phrase, “Sh-t you need to know.”

Under Children, it reads, “Leave your little sh-t at home. We want to get f-cked up. (We will turn you away).

For dietary requirements, they said, “Eat what you’re given you fat f-ck.”

They recommend guests Google hotels and taxis “you lazy f-ck.”

The dress code is “Wear whatever the f-ck you want — go butt f-ck naked for all we care.”

And if you have any questions you can “check the f-cking website.”

But don’t worry, they got sincere in the “wedding gifts” section.

“If you wanted to give us a wedding gift, a contribution to our honeymoon would be perfect.”

The comments zoned in on that immediately, saying that if the couple was going to be rude and deliberately offensive, they should have committed to it throughout and written something equally rude under wedding gifts. Otherwise, they’re just hypocrites! And very aggressive ones, at that.

Personally, I can’t be told to f-ck off more than three times and still show up to an event. Maybe I’m sensitive, I don’t know.