Takis are a cult snack staple.
The rolled tortilla chips "only for the strong" are there during your highest and lowest moments.
They are there for you when you don't even know you need them.
Apparently, their branding is very fashionable.
And now, Takis has utilized Totino's to make itself more powerful. This month, Totino's released its Takis Fuego Mini Snack Bites.
Miracles happen every day.
Just as we were trying to get our quarantine snacking under control, Totino's picks up our perfectly planned meals, shoves them in a T-shirt canon and pfft-pfft-pffts 'em onto our neighbors' roof.
Each bag comes with 60 bites, which are mozzarella-stuffed and covered with Takis Fuego seasoning. Just like your tried and true pizza rolls, Takis Fuego Mini Snack Bites just need a quick zap in the microwave or a few minutes in the oven.
Oh yes, dear Gina. It's real.
Will they cause us pain?
Will we love it?