A frustrated resident sick of hearing a neighbor passionately having sex left QUITE a note on that neighbor’s door, complete with a tape recording of the noises.
The person posted the note to Reddit along with a photo. The post said:
My condo ‘neighbors’ like to have some loud sex. After letting them know previously, they haven’t stopped so I left them a nice note on their door for everyone to see. Petty at its finest.
The frustrated resident also included a graph about how reverberation works and attached the recording. The note itself read:
“Living in a condo building means you tend to be closer to your neighbors than you otherwise normally would be.”
“Meaning I could be living in a completely different area of our building and still be able to hear you loudly having sex.”
“Now, don’t get me wrong. I am very happy you have a GREAT sex life but I think I can speak for many of us in the building when I ask you to please quiet down. I feel bad for your immediate neighbors.”
The note does acknowledge that after a previous complaint, the noises did quiet down for a few weeks.
“‘I can say I don’t particularly enjoy having my 5-year-old daughter ask me ‘why’s that lady screaming outside?'”
“In conclusion, I would like to kindly ask you to please monitor the volume of your moaning and sexual noises. Whether it’s with another person or with yourself. No judgment on my end.”
“In the instance, you think this is horse s*** and need some proof, I have recorded how loud you are and placed it on the attached flash drive for you to listen to yourself and make your own opinions.'”
The note was signed by eighteen units that all overlook the courtyard.
The comment section was quickly filled with praise for the very frustrated resident.
“If this doesn’t work, get a couple of neighbors to join in on a counter-attack – every time they go at it too loud, everyone starts blaring the Bob the Builder theme or something equally off-putting.
‘Or start calling the police on them for noise complaints,” wrote one person.
“You really hit him with ‘see attached’ lol,” joked another.
“Look at you giving away flash drives. You must really want to stop having to listen to these guys banging.”